exxxmilitary monstralization
swarnpert pizza
ultrafacts buffy-the-pipe-slayer



i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

deluminator pizzuggh
lannisturnt goodgirl-nottoday
pinkmanjesse the-absolute-best-posts
unpopulaur undivided-mind
paihsley pinoccihoe


ABC Family stopped doing Harry Potter weekends!

Now they so Harry Potter Tuesdays where a different movie is played every Tuesday with the hashtag #HarryPotterForever in the corner of the screen.

I think ABC Family is more distraught over the end of HP than we are.

wreckedboyfriends whataninvention
imthepinkukulele undivided-mind
maiwyn tenzinjenkins


**rides bike throughout neighborhood with flowers in the basket of my bike**

00sjams readymachete
lord-disick readymachete



in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

kingofwesteros youaremypeach-youaremyplum